Waffle house's signature = waffle thighs

This is a woman, I promise.

Sometimes, I think that I am being mean. I mean, a friend of this blog once told me that I am "empirically evil" for what I do here. But for the most part, I can live with being empirically evil because really that is simply a point of view. And that is the thing, I realize that different people have differing points of view and I respect that. That is why I am okay with what this blog represents - a point of view that says that health is more than just living better (it is that) - it involves looking better. This blog asks you to OPEN Y0UR EYES, realize what sort of shit tons of calories you are eating, America, and then decide what you are doing to burn those calories.
On an aside - let me tell a little about me. As the chief editor of this blog, I have NEVER struggled with my weight. I have been involved in competitive sports at some level for over 25 years including track, cross-country, basketball, wrestling, and non competitively I have been involved in weight-lifting and power-lifting. I follow the Surgeon General's recommendation that we get at least an hour of real exercise every day by busting my ass in the gym. I believe that health is a lifestyle, not a condition and I practice what I preach. And here is my point: I know that I CANNOT EMPATHIZE WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE OVERWEIGHT - and I don't ever want to. It is a problem that leads to more health problems than any other thing in America. I will not be blind to it the way that so many in our society would have us all become and I will not be quiet and "nice" about it. It is a problem that is costing me and everyone else more money than anyone really cares to admit. Cigarettes are taxed because they cost society at large in health expenses - but guess what, all the fat asses out there are costing us all more than the smokers in today's America where one third are already obese and nearly two thirds of women are overweight. And now new taxes are being created that everyone has to pay to stop obesity. This is not like the cigarette taxes that only penalize the users - all your unnaturally fat pork-chop thighs are making my life more and more expensive, not to mention unsightly.
Look back at the pancake eater in the photo above. When your stomach sticks out more than your breasts - you, woman, are way too fat.